Santa Baby Parody for NKOTB


It’s not my finest work, but here we go! Sorry if it’s not funny!

Santa Baby for NKOTB

Santa Baby, slip a New Kid under the tree, for me.

Been an awful naughty girl.

Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

 

Santa baby, don’t forget Joe’s Lexus, too

brand new.

I’ll wait up for you, dear.

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

 

Think of all the shows I’ve missed.

Think of all the New Kids I haven’t kissed.

Next year, I can be just as naughty,

if you check off my Christmas list.

 

Santa baby, I really don’t want a yacht.

‘Cause that cost a lot.

Get me on the next cruise.

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

 

Santa honey, there’s really one thing I really do need.

The deed…

to a Wahlburgers chain.

Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

 

Santa cutie, fill my stockings with pics

and tix.

Get me in the VIP Line.

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

 

Come and trim my Christmas tree,

with some JK calendars and Stingy Tees.

I really do believe in you.

Let’s see if you believe in me.

 

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,

some bling.

There’s that “Danny” necklace online.

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,

Hurry down the chimney tonight,

Hurry, tonight.

 

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